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Saturday, January 6th, 2007
8:23 pm
[paulforddinello]
Ted, you Nazi sonofah0r, now is the time. I must wrestle you for the Jews, and Jon's love. Even though he is as total bitch and not here to see this D:

[Large kiddie pool of Jello is brought forth]

And so we wrestle. *rips off sexy suit to reveal Sexy Speedo of Doom*
5:21 pm
[hitlerted]
*APPEARS*
8:03 pm
[paulforddinello]
"The Phrase"
Okay, I would like a little Jew in me, and that is what she said.

*That is what she said*

I would also like to have a big Jew in me.

*Jon Stewart*

Even though some people would like there to be no Jews of any size. Period.

**

But they are just sonsofNazis and should be taken out anyway.

*Taken out and "care of."*

But that is neither here, nor there.

*Nor can you take it anywhere.*

So I will just end this with, I LOVE JEWS AND CHANNUKAH WAS THE GREATEST!

*And...?*

I AM SO CALLING YOU OUT, TED!

*That is what she said.*
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
1:09 am
[stewartjonathan]
YES!!!!!!!!!! *STILL FROM THE AUDIENCE*

LETS GO TO JEW CHURCH! YAY ME AND MY THING!


*STILL SHIRTLESS*

*LOOKS AWKWARDLY TOWARDS THE STAGE, EVERYTHING SILENT*

K! *RUBS NIPPLES*

*PUTS ON JEW HAT*

*BAR MITZVAHS*

*ANGRILY* I'M A GOOD JEW!!!!!!
3:07 am
[paulforddinello]
JON YOU GIANT JEW TEASE! ILU PLZ DO NOT TAUNT ME SO!

I AM DONE WITH THE INTERVIEW NOW! I CAN TEND TO YOUR BURNS!
3:06 am
[paulforddinello]
I think I might punch the stones out of him. That would clear everything up nicely. Then he can start whining about how horrible I am instead of the kidney issues. And we all know how not-at-all whining about me will last, especially considering the things he is saying about me in his sleep, eh?

I just eat a lot of cupcakes and drink a lot of beer. Not to mention I take care of CagneyII. Speaking of, look at this Christmas picture of him I took!

That is a great secret. And I am so glad you are the one keeping it.

And back to the holiday stuff, HAPPY LAST DAY OF CHAUNNUKAH JEWS! ILUALL! AND STFU STEPHEN, CHURCH SUCKS I AM GOING TO BE A JEW NOW!

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE JEW IN ME!

Which brings us to tonight's Phrase; "That is what she said"
1:03 am
[stewartjonathan]
*TAKES OFF SHIRT*

NOW WHAT PAUL? YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHEST HAIR. RLY WANT ME TO LEAVE?

*RUNS FINGERS THROUGH CHEST HAIR*
U CAN LOOK BUT U CANT TOUCH.
MY LONDON LONDON LONDON BRIDGE.
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
11:48 pm
[colbertevie]
Oh, wow! Rum balls! I am making pecan balls tomorrow, I will bring you some. You know me so well. <3

Yeah, Ben, what a doll. Stephen needs to learn how to let go of things. Like those kidney stones, I think he might have let them kill him before he would pass them. It is just sad. He is also crazy to be hating the cranberry juice.

Oh, you know, I am just getting over Jordan, but now everything is okay. Feeling and looking fine!

Has Stephen come up with anymore words? And do you have any secrets to share?

I love pecan balls! You are so awesome Paul. We should have a ball baking day sometime, just me and you, baking some balls. It will be very nice. <3

I love Ben, seriously. Stephen can't expect him to stay in one place forever! He'll get over it someday. I am just glad he doesn't cry every time we mention Ben anymore. Still cries sometimes, but not every time, so he is improving. The kidney stones are getting rather annoying, yeah. He needs to pass those soon, or we might have to force him to go to the hospital again. 

Oh yeah? You are always looking fine, Paul! I don't know how you do it, honestly. What a nice looking guy. :D

Stephen himself hasn't come up with any words lately, but I know you have. :P You know that one secret I have? That dirty little secret that you know that nobody else does? I like that secret. It is a good secret. Very good. Oh yeah, and Stephen was sleep talking last night and kept saying dirty things about you. Might want to look into that. <3
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
2:54 am
[paulforddinello]
And Jon? Seriously, shut your Jew mouth when I am doing my show!

Except not, ILU PLZ DON'T LEAVE
2:46 am
[paulforddinello]
Oh, wow! Rum balls! I am making pecan balls tomorrow, I will bring you some. You know me so well. <3

Yeah, Ben, what a doll. Stephen needs to learn how to let go of things. Like those kidney stones, I think he might have let them kill him before he would pass them. It is just sad. He is also crazy to be hating the cranberry juice.

Oh, you know, I am just getting over Jordan, but now everything is okay. Feeling and looking fine!

Has Stephen come up with anymore words? And do you have any secrets to share?
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
11:46 pm
[colbertevie]
*heckles from the audience*

HAY EVIE!

I HAVE A SEKRIT FROM UR HUSBAND, FOR YA.

"I AM SOO INEBRIA- I'M DRUNK"
"OMG ILU. I OWN POOL."
"SOOOO DQKGPK"
"I AM AT THE BAR ILU"

HE WAS TEXTING ME DRUNK! CRANBERRY JUICE MY JEWBALLS.

HEY JON!

He is so mean. D: He told me that he just didn't want to come to the party... Oh well. Tell him ILHIM 'cause I don't have his celly number to text him.

WHAT A DORK!
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
12:46 am
[stewartjonathan]
*heckles from the audience*

HAY EVIE!

I HAVE A SEKRIT FROM UR HUSBAND, FOR YA.

"I AM SOO INEBRIA- I'M DRUNK"
"OMG ILU. I OWN POOL."
"SOOOO DQKGPK"
"I AM AT THE BAR ILU"

HE WAS TEXTING ME DRUNK! CRANBERRY JUICE MY JEWBALLS.
2:44 am
[bkarlinep]
*slinks off-camera and does executive things*
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
11:35 pm
[colbertevie]
Thanks Paul! I brought some rum balls for you. Here. *hands you rum balls* I know how much you like rum balls. And other types of balls. But they only have rum balls, or else I would have brought other types.

Yes, Ben is very cute when he is nervous. I haven't seen him in so long! Stephen won't let me visit him. He is still very much upset, won't talk about him and all that. I'm not mad at Ben though, I love him too. :D

The party was fantastic, and I had a lot of fun, though it probably would have been better with all my favourite guys. Stephen wouldn't come because he is still pouting about the whole cranberry juice thing. We're down to one glass a day and he is still arguing about it. How have you been?
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
2:33 am
[paulforddinello]
Wow, Evie, you look amazing! Fuschia really is your color! Though I really can't believe you went off to a party with rum balls without me. It is very distressing.

Yeah, Ben is like that a lot of the time. But he is just so cute. You're free now, Ben!

So, how was this party? How is Stephen? Are you also mad at Ben? I hope not, I love Ben.
12:36 am
[stewartjonathan]
*from the audience*
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
ILU KARLIN!!!!!!!! ;...(

COME BACK!!!!!!!!

PS: hey Evie!
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
11:23 pm
[colbertevie]
I'M HERE!
*bursts onto the stage in a cocktail dress*

Paul! <3 I was at a party, and they had rum balls, so I forgot about you. But then I remembered you. Interview me now? Ben looks nervous.
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006
2:24 am
[bkarlinep]
*looks awkward and mildly confused*
1:59 am
[paulforddinello]
And We're Back!
Hello, ladies and gents! And welcome back to the "Dinello Repello"!

My guest tonight was supposed to be Evelyn Colbert, but she couldn't make it, so mow my guest is the ex-executive producer of "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" and the current executive producer of "The Dinello Repello" (not to mention an absolutely adorable Jew of sweet preciousness... I digress), BEN KARLIN!

Welcome to this side of the cameras, Ben!

Current Mood: chipper
Thursday, December 14th, 2006
4:17 am
[stewartjonathan]
Bek Dansen! Malpha Squid Heaven. Episode 1
Here it is. The first episode evar of Bek Dansen.

I hope you enjoy!

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